Forgive me. I was stupified by the magnitude of my hopelessness. Your domination of the map was stupendous. Lets see, what other word can I use that starts with "stup-." Oh yes, I was beaten by a stupid girl...
Kidding! kidding. :-)
Congratulations on your victory. Is that more acceptable?
Now lest I be accused of kissing the babe's butt too much, exit, stage left...